Thursday, September 10, 2020

Bacon Crime still Happening

MY LIFE WITH BACON continues after a VERY LONG HIATUS with a quick review of more crimes involving bacon. I'm not talking about the Bacon crime family (a family of people whose last name is "Bacon"), although that's a very interesting topic. I'm talking about crimes that have to do with the improper use of bacon. The only proper use of bacon is for eating! I've written a bunch of posts about bacon crimes, and even spoke at Zingerman's Camp Bacon! (Here's an article about it, and here's my full presentation, which includes a fun video of a perpetrator throwing bacon at the cops, while calling them pigs.)

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McDonald's Cook Arrested: So here we go: a cook at McDonald's (one of my favorite Quick Serve Restaurants) decided to eat the bacon. Eat the bacon she cooked. All the time. Her manager had a small issue with that. Aside from the unsanitary nature of eating while cooking (a pet peeve of mine) she was literally eating the profits. A fascinating confrontation ensued, which can be reviewed here. This happened in the UK. I do like McDonald's bacon (photo from the link).


Manager fined £80 for spitting out extra crispy bacon while choking.
In another recent case, a manager was 'arrested' for spitting when he was actually spitting out a piece of bacon he was choking on. While not really a crime, I'd call it a crime against humanity. Poor guy.

Enjoy your bacon and I will see you in this space soon.